How To Kill Yourself
things that probably should not be on the internet but are
Monday, October 15, 2012
Dexter recap
Ok so the first episode of this new season was really hyped up to lead to a whole lot of whining. Debra kinda deals with it quickly and she sees dexter stab the dude on the table but she doesn't know he's a killer so there's that and then eventually into the second and third episodes, he tells her everything and she isn't dealing with it very well of course. I miss Masuka's sex jokes and especially now everything pretty on edge and not all that dark comedic anymore so we don't see a lot of that. Also what happened to Quinn and deb's relationship awkwardness? It's totally gone and its as if nothing ever happened between them which is sad really cause now Quinn is having dinner with this stripper he likes but she's only after him for his information on a case. Then there's dexters babysitter stupid Aimee Garcia (did she get a nose job?) and Louis her boyfriend. Turns out he's a psycho and now under debs annoyingly watchful eye, dexter can't really do shit. In this most recent episode he finds a way to get rid of him without actually GETTING RID of him.. And that's what you Missed on DEXTER.
Long time, no C
I'll admit this but I have a profile on an online dating site. No, I haven't actually used it for its purposes and no I don't pay anything for it but it's still extremely embarrassing to admit even to myself that it is semi-serious. I try and weed guys out with my sense of humor and I guess it works but I get a lot of stupid replies and messages and it's all hopeless and frustrating.
Honestly I don't even know what I want in terms of a relationship at the moment. As I was scrolling through my 'matches' I thought about this guy's mom and how proud she must be that her son is on this site for mainly "casual sex" .. Another didn't even have a picture of his face but rather of his mediocre penis. Exciting.
Ive gotten hit on and asked out so many times lately it's probably at the least once a day but it really does nothing for my self esteem. I miss my exboyfriend and the fact that I've recently made out with one of them only made me feel worse. I don't want another relationship I just want to write about my feelings I guess.
A lot of people don't know this about me but I've been diagnosed as bipolar and it hasn't affected me Until recently. I should probably get medication for it and I've stopped since but idk I'm probably ok without it. My advice to myself would be to lay off guys for a long time. I'll just sell my virginity on craigslist and then use that relevancy to boost myself up to being some sort of alt stand up comedienne like Demetri Martin a little, but funnier and with less drawing.
Honestly I don't even know what I want in terms of a relationship at the moment. As I was scrolling through my 'matches' I thought about this guy's mom and how proud she must be that her son is on this site for mainly "casual sex" .. Another didn't even have a picture of his face but rather of his mediocre penis. Exciting.
Ive gotten hit on and asked out so many times lately it's probably at the least once a day but it really does nothing for my self esteem. I miss my exboyfriend and the fact that I've recently made out with one of them only made me feel worse. I don't want another relationship I just want to write about my feelings I guess.
A lot of people don't know this about me but I've been diagnosed as bipolar and it hasn't affected me Until recently. I should probably get medication for it and I've stopped since but idk I'm probably ok without it. My advice to myself would be to lay off guys for a long time. I'll just sell my virginity on craigslist and then use that relevancy to boost myself up to being some sort of alt stand up comedienne like Demetri Martin a little, but funnier and with less drawing.
Sunday, December 11, 2011
hell on wheels
dudes like be carefl cuz your hands will be bloody with bloodshed or something, lets make a deal and shake on it so they make a deal
then the rich niggas are livin it up, showin off their a ccents.. something about banks and a credit issue and there is no more credit ..
bitch is talkin about the right path, old dude talks about maps. map is lost how unfortunate.
dude keeps saying no.
okay now its moving on to the black people. mr.ferguson is Common? yes.
he talks to main dude about how he doesnt have anything against no injuns, talk about a fight they had. pepper juice, whats pepper juice? common knows nothing about pepper juice.
common, mr. ferguson talks about a rematch.
now to the injun. hes helping white lady lay out books, talks about her moms death says shes with god. girl looks like shes 12, injun talks about his mom and shes ded 2 oh we should d8. (except he didnt say that last bit)
he says his own mom is with god now too. oh shit the white lady is talking about how since his mom wasnt christian, she cant be with god. injun talks about how her dad left them and she gets upset. ok calm down bitch, she just said the 'n' word, what a good christian.
dudes takin a piss now. another dudes walkin out, ok now theyre gonna have a conversation like this, alright.
weird lookin dudes talking about railroad stock, money and blackmail DRAMA.
whos harper? ok a former union soldier. he used to work for them and ran off apparently the pissing dude knows where he is. somewhere in chicago. he said CHEE-COG-OW
injuns on horses now goin by a railroad. is someone gonna shed a single tear?
injun is touching the railroad and i guess a train is comin, he needs to et out of the way, oh shit hes ok i thought he was gonna get pancaked.
so far this show is alright visually but its very slow and i know why i dont watch it.
polar express is on. l8er
then the rich niggas are livin it up, showin off their a ccents.. something about banks and a credit issue and there is no more credit ..
bitch is talkin about the right path, old dude talks about maps. map is lost how unfortunate.
dude keeps saying no.
okay now its moving on to the black people. mr.ferguson is Common? yes.
he talks to main dude about how he doesnt have anything against no injuns, talk about a fight they had. pepper juice, whats pepper juice? common knows nothing about pepper juice.
common, mr. ferguson talks about a rematch.
now to the injun. hes helping white lady lay out books, talks about her moms death says shes with god. girl looks like shes 12, injun talks about his mom and shes ded 2 oh we should d8. (except he didnt say that last bit)
he says his own mom is with god now too. oh shit the white lady is talking about how since his mom wasnt christian, she cant be with god. injun talks about how her dad left them and she gets upset. ok calm down bitch, she just said the 'n' word, what a good christian.
dudes takin a piss now. another dudes walkin out, ok now theyre gonna have a conversation like this, alright.
weird lookin dudes talking about railroad stock, money and blackmail DRAMA.
whos harper? ok a former union soldier. he used to work for them and ran off apparently the pissing dude knows where he is. somewhere in chicago. he said CHEE-COG-OW
injuns on horses now goin by a railroad. is someone gonna shed a single tear?
injun is touching the railroad and i guess a train is comin, he needs to et out of the way, oh shit hes ok i thought he was gonna get pancaked.
so far this show is alright visually but its very slow and i know why i dont watch it.
polar express is on. l8er
Saturday, December 3, 2011
hello werld
went out with sum friendz 2day
one of them just got a boyfriend and its aiight cause i dont really care but she was texting that dood all throughout our "outing" (why did i choose that word idfk) and it was more annoying than when you want to take a dump but you cant cause it feels like youre gonna have a heart attack when you push yknow?
anyway, it was a total jank time and i think i just dont like people in relationships in general. theyre so gross and into each other its weird.
i dont see myself doing that anymore. i mean there was a time where i think i actually said "i #&@* you" but shit, i dont think i was that annoying in front of my friends. that bro needs to lay off a bit cause they just started going out and i dont even know the guy. he has pictures of condomz in his public facebook album OK.
also some pics of him with beer or something i dont even know.
remind me to never get a boyfriend ever.
one of them just got a boyfriend and its aiight cause i dont really care but she was texting that dood all throughout our "outing" (why did i choose that word idfk) and it was more annoying than when you want to take a dump but you cant cause it feels like youre gonna have a heart attack when you push yknow?
anyway, it was a total jank time and i think i just dont like people in relationships in general. theyre so gross and into each other its weird.
i dont see myself doing that anymore. i mean there was a time where i think i actually said "i #&@* you" but shit, i dont think i was that annoying in front of my friends. that bro needs to lay off a bit cause they just started going out and i dont even know the guy. he has pictures of condomz in his public facebook album OK.
also some pics of him with beer or something i dont even know.
remind me to never get a boyfriend ever.
Thursday, December 1, 2011
i dont like this new Youtube
i dont like it at all.
media arts
thats my class on mondays and it really blows because there are a bunch of pseudo film "connoisseurs" and they basically try to answer everything they can while adding some irrelevant detail about their sad life as a nobody. its pretty entertaining sometimes but most of the time i want to slice their ankles off.
i was thinking about this because i got an email from my professor saying something about our test next week and someone replied to ALL OF US saying "this test sounds easy enough, is there any way i can take it now instead of next week? also, you misspelled "overseas". thanks,
- wannabe actor/guy going through his mid-life crisis
this all makes me think about why i am surrounded by so many people i just cannot tolerate. if i believed in karma, itd make sense.. maybe i should start? maybe i was a killer in my past life, i wouldnt be surprised.
thats enough ranting now.
i was thinking about this because i got an email from my professor saying something about our test next week and someone replied to ALL OF US saying "this test sounds easy enough, is there any way i can take it now instead of next week? also, you misspelled "overseas". thanks,
- wannabe actor/guy going through his mid-life crisis
this all makes me think about why i am surrounded by so many people i just cannot tolerate. if i believed in karma, itd make sense.. maybe i should start? maybe i was a killer in my past life, i wouldnt be surprised.
thats enough ranting now.
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